Interview with a Vampire… er, Malware creator

“Do not run IE ever, not even once.”
~ Malware developer

Every city in the world has a street you shouldn’t visit at night, where thieves and scam artists live and you probably won’t leave with your wallet intact. This also stands true for the Internet, although getting to these virtual places is rather easier because they’re more likely to show up in your own computer in the form of programs—malware, scripts or other software—designed with a malicious purpose. In the early days such programs were created as pranks or bad jokes, but today they are being used for more nefarious purposes (usually to steal money, personal data or other information from the victim).

In an interesting article, Interview with a Malware creator, at Softcity, Miguel Esquirol, a Montreal writer, blogger and journalist, delves into the shadowy world of the computer hacker.

The quote above is one of several pieces of advice the hacker offered on keeping safe online. I highlighted that one for two reasons:

First, because Internet Explorer is notoriously prone to hack attack. Recent versions are better, but it’s still the browser most likely to be exploited as a way into your computer. Of course, historically it has been the most used browser—but that’s only part of the story. It took years for Microsoft to acknowledge IE’s shortcomings, and even now they still often take longer to fix vulnerabilities than other browser developers. Yet, because of its ubiquitous distribution around the world, web developers go out of their way to make websites work properly with Internet Explorer.

This brings me to the second reason—Microsoft’s lack of commitment to web standards. As far as I’m aware no browser embraces the standards completely, but Microsoft has been consistently reluctant to embrace them, insisting instead on developing their own specifications (which, of course are unique to IE, and won’t work in any other browser unless the other developers choose to include Microsoft’s ideas in their own browsers). Web developers are more or less forced to put a lot of time and effort into getting their sites to work properly in IE simply because it is so universal—a situation due more to Microsoft’s marketing and captive market than to IE’s suitability or competence as a browser.

When you use a less common—but more standards-compliant—browser, as I do, it’s galling when you come across a site that says “your browser is unsupported, please update to a more modern browser.” I shout at them, “My browser is modern. It’s your web design that’s out of date!”

If web designers refused to jump through hoops to get their sites working in IE Microsoft would be forced to get their act together and build a standards-compliant browser. IE6, released in 2001 as the standard browser in Windows XP, is a particularly cantankerous browser, and it’s often difficult to get it to render sites properly. Sadly, many corporate users were tied to it because their IT departments were committed to Microsoft and Internet Explorer wasn’t updated for five years. At its peak, Microsoft had over 85% (IE6 71% and IE5 14%) of the market. Last month Microsoft’s share of the market had dropped to 21.2% (IE6 1.2%, IE7 3.4%, IE8 11.5%, IE9 5.1%). It has been overtaken by Google Chrome (33.4%) and Mozilla Firefox (38.1).

Since both Mozilla and Google pay more attention to standards, perhaps my days of seeing that dreaded “browser unsupported” message are limited. I’m not holding my breath, though!

Drumming up support

Last Wednesday, sixteen-year-old Sean Quigley from Winnipeg, Manitoba, uploaded a video of himself singing The Little Drummer Boy and playing the drums in the snow – wearing cut-off jeans in the below-zero temperature (the average in Winnipeg last week was minus 6°C) [1]. Sean says, “Me and my sister just dragged the drum kit over to a trail by my house, and… dumped some snow on it, and just… hit them really hard.” Sean arranged the music, played all the instruments, sang, and directed and edited the video. His sister, some friends, and several international students from his high school helped.

In a radio interview with Larry Updike on CBC’s “Up to Speed” on 1 December, Sean explained how the whole thing came about. He also had some interesting things to say about the song and its meaning, and the universality of its message. The video includes Christmas greetings in several languages.

Listen to the interview or download it.

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a happier drummer. In the video Sean looks like he’s having a ball. Yet, I think it and the radio interview also reveal a young man who thinks deeply about the world and his place in it. He’s evidently touched a lot of people: at the time of writing this the video has been viewed nearly 127,000 times. Did all those visitors enjoy the enthusiastic way he belts those drums? Perhaps it’s his singing… or the message. Or maybe they just can’t believe a shorts-wearing teenager is actually drumming out in the snow. Whatever, Sean Quigley may have become another internet legend.

Sean made it onto the TV news, too. Some of the information above came from this report. I thought Canadians spoke English, but I’m not sure that the female newsreader is :).

[1] Weather Underground: History for Winnipeg, MN, Week of November 27, 2011 through December 3, 2011, accessed 5 December 2011.

Spick and Span

Nick Spick and Stan Span had been the best of friends since they met at primary school. They were always playing together as kids, and remained great friends all through school. Later, they both married and the two couples would go down to the pub at weekends to have a drink and a chat. Stan owned a disco and sometimes they would go there on Friday nights for dancing and free drinks.

Sadly, one night when Nick and his wife were driving home after an evening at the disco, an out-of-control truck crashed into their car. Nick’s wife was injured, but Nick was killed instantly.

In Heaven, Nick was feeling lonely without his best friend, so he went to the Angel Gabriel and asked if he could go back for a final farewell. At the same time Stan, also very lonely, said a little prayer asking to see his old friend one last time.

Understanding the strong friendship between the two, Gabriel allowed Nick one last visit to see his friend, for one night only. “The only condition is that you must take your wings, your golden harp and your halo with you, and you must bring them back.” Nick agreed, and chose to visit Stan on a Friday at the disco.

It happened to be a fancy dress night, so Nick decided to leave his halo and wings on, and blended in as just another partygoer. Stan was overjoyed and in tears when his best friend walked up to him. During the evening many drinks were ordered and old times talked over, and they went out for a final jive on the dance floor.

At closing time Nick hugged Stan goodbye, walked out the door and was whisked back up to Heaven, where he thanked Gabriel for the chance to see his old friend.

“No worries,” Gabriel said, “Now, I just need to check that you’ve not left anything behind.”

Nick replied, “Yep, I’ve got my wings… my halo… Oh no! I’ve left my harp in Stan Span’s disco.”