Two young businessmen were sitting down for a break in their new store in a shopping mall in Florida. With only a few shelves and display racks set up, they were busy getting ready for their grand opening.
One said to the other, “I’ll bet any minute now some senior walks by, puts his face to the window, and asks what we’re selling.”
Sure enough, just a moment later, a curious senior gentleman walked up to the window, looked around intensely and rapped on the glass. In a loud voice he asked, “What are you sellin’ here?”
One of the men replied sarcastically, “We’re selling assholes.”
Without skipping a beat the old timer said, “You must be doing well. Only two left.”